
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Firstly, watch this.
WATCH IT. NOW. DO IT. PRESS PLAY.
Watched it yet? Pay attention to the lyrics heard and the lyrics on screen from 1:26 to 1:39. LISTEN CAREFULLY. If you didnt hear it go play that part again.
Well you see over the last few days, I've been hearing tons of christmas songs in the shopping centres in bangkok and this particular song got stuck in my head. I then came to realize a shocking discovery.
He sees you when you're sleepingHe knows when you're awake.He knows if you've been good or bad,so be good for goodness sake.Notice anything?
Yes yes, after listening to this, HOW IN THE WORLD can you guys still call edward cullen a STALKER? At least edward cullen stalks only bella swan, but SANTA CLAUS stalks ALL the little children in the world!! Watching little kids when they sleep? Observing all their actions day and night? I mean, which normal guy would do that? only A STALKER. Santa Claus. It's nothing but the harsh harsh truth.
I know why everyone calls edward cullen a stalker and not santa claus. It's because edward's a rather decent looking guy while santa's a fat ugly old man. I mean, we shouldn't be wasting our time creating hate groups for edward cullen and badmouthing him. We should be creating hate groups on facebook for santa claus! He's the real stalker. Edward cullen stalking bella has nothing, i repeat NOTHING, to do with us. Santa's stalking the kids of our future generation. He's a pedophillic, old pervert. How much more disturbing is that? Come on man, he doesn't even give out those presents he promised.
Then again, some of you might argue that Santa is not real and that he's a fictional character so it doesn't count. *ahem* Might I remind you dear readers, that Edward cullen is a fictional character too? He's a character, out of a book. And girls swoon over him like how children swoon over santa. So how can one be so biased towards santa claus?! Come on man you gotta admit I'm making sense here. Santa claus IS the bigger stalker and you know it.
SO,
anyone up for starting santa claus hate group?
hee :D
You smile, I smile, whoa.
1:26 PM